OCD Opponauts: I summon thee

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/07/2016 at 12:04 • Filed to: Not mah job

Do you like straight lines? Well too bad.

Tile straddling the deco strip misaligned by 5/16" for no reason:

Tile on tub deck (no urine this time) — well, see for yourselves. This was a new one:

Enjoy!

DISCUSSION (19)

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:09

Good job, now I’m not going to get any sleep tonight.

Tekamul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:10

At least when I cut corners, they’re all 90°

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tekamul
09/07/2016 at 12:12

Kinja'd!!!

Oh yes.

Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:13

Have you ever come across a properly assembled house?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stapleface
09/07/2016 at 12:15

... Paseo

Jcarr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:17

The contractor thought it looked fine.

Kinja'd!!!

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:22

Your posts give me anxiety. I'm starting to majorly renovate my house including just ripping out and replacing the bathroom and this is my nightmare.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:23

I still haven’t eaten there. Is it really that good?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:25

There is a surprising lack of urin in that shower basin. I will admit this is better than razor blade shims.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:27

Give me the address and I will drive over there and fix it myself! GAH!

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:28

With decapitated pine trees and an unsightly retaining wall out back, I wouldn't sweat the tile too much.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/07/2016 at 12:33

Bloody hell, that’s shocking.

We’ve got 40 contractors in my work place at the moment and non of them have done any work as bad as this (though granted two were fired for not being fast enough and several contracts quit because there was too much pressure, but still, no botched jobs).